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Opie & Anthony's Demented Fan Page
Thursday 2/28/02 - Ranting and Raving
Intro the QVC guy selling virgins. "A 22 year old virgin people, let's open this baby
up, I can't get anything in here, your not gonna do it, were gonna throw in a Mark McGwire
rookie card"
The show starts off with a pissed off Opie. The station sees fit to play 18 God damn
minutes of commercials before starting the show. Opie rants saying that they had a meeting
about things that are wrong at WNEW and this is one of them, take care of it! He said
nobody is so important that listeners are going to sit through 18 minutes of commercials
just for them. Him and Anthony were welcoming the callers, who as Opie put it were coming
back from listening to music on another station, waiting for the commercials to stop and
the show to start. What kind of lead in, is 18 minutes of commercials, he went on, pissed
off. On a personal note, I was tuning back and forth. I don't know why they don't bring
back the 8 minutes of pure adrenaline, with Ben. Anyway, back to Opie and his tirade. He
was still flipping, saying that there is probably a station in New York playing
"Stairway to heaven" and now they have to wait for those listeners to tune back
over. Then, they take a call and the caller says, that Opie is assuming people actually
listen to the show before them, nobody is. Then, Opie tells everyone that he has resigned
from his position as Assistant Program Director. Anthony (Dimone): "You the assistant
to the assistant" Opie said he thought the position was going to be hands on, and
that he would have a say in certain things that happen at the station, not only the O
& A show, but the shows surrounding the O & A show. The bottom line is Opie was
disgusted and insulted that a certain decision was made without even a phone call being
made to him. This decision will be known somewhere in the near future. Opie said as far as
"Radio 101" goes, take care of the God damn 18 minutes of commercials before the
show starts. Opie goes on about how he is pissed that Jeremy Coleman, who has an office
right next to O & A's, didn't have the common decency to at least come over and say
something in reference to the plans of the station. But no, Opie has to find out from his
mailman. Opie reiterates, "Not even an F'ing phone call" Then, they both agree
that they are glad they said what they said at that meeting. I don't know what they said.
Then, a caller brings O & A's attention to a PSA that was given in-between commercials
the other day. They tell the guy that hey didn't even know about it, until it aired. It
was done by Ken Stevens, who had succumb to the pressure of activists, who cry over every
little word. It had something to do with a "Towel head" reference after 9/11.
Which irks me, because who gives a shit? It was a tough time for everyone, people needed a
place to vent, and the O & A show was it, now the station has to apologize for it? No
fucking way! Opie advises in a stern voice: "This are going to be very different
around here starting today"
(Break)
Intro Disturbed - The game
They try to get back on track after the rant. They tell everyone they will be at Hooters
after the show with Farrell and the Naughty Nighty contest winner Stephanie. They say it's
just a hang out atmosphere, just some beer drinking and hopefully some boobies flashing.
Then, something gets to Opie, he says stop suggesting that we work together, we don't want
to come meet with you, so you can pretend your our friends and then stab us in the back.
He said that the people saying this will say anything to get O & A on their side,
like: "We are helping you out here, why can't you help us out there?" and
"We heard you hate Steve Kingston, we do too, next time you want to go after him and
his wife we can get the goods for you" They take a caller and he says that they just
dumped out of Opie's rant in DC at WJFK. Anthony says, what did you expect? He added, for
the record that O & A will never go to management and ask them to put a block on the
usage of their names on other peoples programs, "They can talk about us all they
like, we don't care" Opie goes on, saying management wants listeners to think that
everyone gets along in radio, radio in wonderland, land of the dump guy, who can conceal
the truth. Anthony says, at some point we have to move on. Then, there is a time period
where the boys just sit and whistle for about 2 or 3 minutes.
They take a phone call, the guy asks if they caught the Grammy's last night, and what
about Pink? Opie said he didn't dig the Pink. He said she looked "Dikey" in a
bad way. Is there a good way? Then, they went into how "Tool" won, but they
didn't show it live, which is always the case if you don't speak ebonics or have an in the
closet secret. The only cool people there were Jon Stewart and U2. <-- All of this was
being done in a really "bla" fashion, they really didn't want to move on from
the previous subject. So, they take another call, and the guy says that he is incredibly
uncomfortable listening to the show, he said he was sitting in his car cringing. He urged
Opie to let it all out, the show rules when Opie vents. Sound clip: "Were gonna get
through this, were gonna turn this thing around, keep you chin up" Opie goes on to
say, that it just does not make any sense to make believe that everything is "Chummy,
chummy" when it's not. Anthony said he was holding back his frustrations until he
gets a few answers from Ken Stevens. They take another call, and it's obvious people are
beginning to catch on, the guy says: "I take it you guys aren't going to be at any
bowling alleys anytime soon" Opie says, bowling stinks, no matter what color you
change the pins, how many disco lights you put in, it's never fun. Then, Opie goes into an
OCD boggle, he starts repeating to himself: "I have a new thought, I have a new
thought" They are trying to change the subject to yesterdays show, where they shot
blood all over this girl Stacy. She was qualifying for the 55 gallon drum challenge. But,
then they take a call, and the guy says, since it's so uncomfortable, why doesn't Opie
tell everyone his Grandmother story. Opie tells the story about how he looked at his
Grandmother on her deathbed, as she said to him "oh, precious" he said,
"Mom, I'll be in the car" He is one brutal MF'er. The callers are welcoming back
Opie's psycho side, it's been awhile. I think it was since the subway token booth debacle.
Opie said he is so pissed, that he is letting all of his Sims, in his Sims golf game die.
Norton actually speaks and says, do you think any girls will show up today? Anthony and
Norton at the same time say, No!
(Break)
They, get back from break and Opie seems to have some pep back in his voice. Once again,
they announce that they will be at Hooters after the show with Stephanie and Ferrall.
Anthony reads an Instant Feedback saying, this show has been as uncomfortable as Opie
offering a beer to Jim Craig, who had been clean for some years. They go to the phones
again, and some dude said that Ken Stevens should start respecting the deal that was
signed last year, and where he can shove the oversized pen he brought into the studio for
the boys to sign it with. Then, a quick moment of rage came from Anthony as he tried to
use his megaphone, it didn't work so he threw it across the studio. Opie wanted to make
sure everyone knew it wasn't him this time. Opie asked Anthony to wait until 5:20 to let
out his rage, that is when most of the people are listening to the show. They finally get
to the clip from yesterdays blood bath with Stacy.
Then, after the clip was over, they quickly went to the phone, where Ken Stevens was
waiting. They tried to talk to him, but it was obvious he didn't want to be on the air.
They get a call from Fast Freddie, who was taking pictures of Stacy yesterday, he was
helping the show out. You can see the pictures on www.cagedwhore.com/Opack
Then, they bring in Clubber Earl Streak (Black Earl) who will be fighting one of the
freaks from the Ron and Fez show. I think it's Al Dukes, but he is out of his mind if he
thinks he has an inkling of a shot. According to Opie, Earl will knock him out with a
single punch. Anyway, Earl is in the studio, and as you know he was at the mountain top
yesterday trying out his ski legs. Well, something happen after all the fun at the ski
slopes. Earl asked one of the interns whose last day was today, if she would attend Eddie
Trunk's wedding with him. She said yes, but there was a catch, only if she could bring her
boyfriend. The boys just started laughing at Earl, no one more than Ben, who Earl tried to
go after, because he was laughing so hard. Earl previously tried to go after Ben, because
of the anticipation leading up to the question, Ben had been laughing already, because he
knew all about it. Anthony asked Earl if Nadine (the intern) asked him if he could put on
a chauffeurs uniform and drive them to the wedding, not before making a quick stop at the
"piggly wiggly" Then Nadine admitted she was wrong for coming out and saying
that, she just felt awkward and wasn't even thinking when she said it. The boys start
playing "I can't fight this feeling anymore" as Earl begins to freak out. Then,
Eddie Trunk calls in and says he doesn't know what happen, but he got a call from Earl
asking if he could bring two people to the wedding, the wedding was already packed and
Eddie had to say no. By the way, Eddie Trunk is another radio personality on WNEW. Nadine
said that her boyfriend would not have come anyway, he said it would be embarrassing to
show up somewhere he wasn't invited. Then, Earl just goes berserk, he almost breaks the
microphone as he storms out of the studio. The soft spoken Engineer Pete Johnson to the
rescue, he fixes the mic, and says he has to give Earl a talking to. As the boys go to
break, they inform everyone that they will have 70's teen idol Leif Garrett in the studio
next.
(Break)
SCB
After the break the boys welcome Leif Garrett into the studio, and he talks about his life
as a teen idol. At 15 he was drinking, drugging, and banging the mom's of the 12-15 yr
olds. I never thought about this. Can't bang the daughters, too statutory. Bang the mom's.
Leif tells how he got into Studio 54 at 15, and was banging Kelly LeBrock from Weird
Science. Heroin smoking stories, he was too afraid to shoot up. "3 Days in a row, and
you're hooked" O&A tell him that his VH1 "Behind the .." was the best
ever. Opie mentions that he was in the "Roller Disco" episode of C.H.I.P.S which
I can't remember, but it was their favorite episode. (with Jim Brown/Fred Williamson !!!).
Also on the Odd Couple. The whole segment seems to be going well until... Mario Cantone
calls in. He loves the Behind the music episode also, and gives Leif props for a second,
and then switches to his own agenda. I guess he was on "The View" this morning
telestrating the Grammys last night. One funny line: "Billy Joel looks like Allen
King now" Leif says he sounds like Jiminy Glick. Also funny, he says Missy Elliot
looks like she just stepped off a snowmobile. No Babwa Wawa, She wasn't on the show, but
saw him earlier and thought he was the "hairdresser" .
Cartman calls in..MC and CM do the always funny "Dueling Cartman" bit again.
Very funny, culminating in the two Cartman's singing the National Anthem. Leif plugs his
gig at Maxwell's in NJ tonight, and they go to break talking about Leif's Foosball
Movie??? Ozzy story/Stephanie up next.
(Quick break)
They get back, and almost immediately get into the Ozzy Osbourne story from Leif, it was
short and sweet. Leif was coming out of a bathroom and Ozzy came running up to him and
said: "You, you, you little punk, you have cocaine" That's was the story. The
boys told Leif to be careful, because Ozzy listens to the show. Opie trying to get the
Long Island Ozzy to call in. They bring up the fooseball movie, "Longshot"
"There's lot's of laughs, love, and nonstop foosball action" OK Terrific! The
boys then take a call from Jennifer, who wants to do a show classic, the
"fake-O" (Orgasm) and she's off. It was a good one, but she stopped short a bit.
The boys then get a call from Mark Burnett, he says how the hell is he supposed to follow
that? Anthony says, so Mark your promoting Survivor 25? He gets a laugh, and wonders if
there's any naked women running around the studio, like the last time he was here. Anthony
quickly jumps into his Rudy character and says: "On your new Survivor there, are
there any queers?" They go on about the new location and Anthony says, if you want we
can just replay the last interview we had with you. Mark Burnett is a trooper and he has a
sense of humor, so he laughed and went on. He mentioned that there was cannibalism on this
island less than a hundred years ago. Norton was very unimpressed mocking the cannibalism
thing, saying, wow a hundred years, huh. So, Mark decides to appeal to the side that O
& A give a shit about, tits and ass. He says the chick Sarah on the show is
unbelievable, and that she has big boobs, and a pretty face. Unlike the monsters they had
in studio when he was there last time. They tell him about yesterdays show, blasting the
chick with lamb blood. He was silent. He then went into how in the new Survivor you have
to find you own, start your own fires with a magnifying glass. Opie asks Mark, how are you
surviving your divorce? Ooh! Anthony quickly plays good cop and says he didn't appreciate
that attempt of humor by Opie, as Opie tries to back peddle a bit. They say good-bye to
Mark, he hangs up, and Anthony said that right now he is probably saying, "What a
couple of wankers" "I have to promote my show by going on the air with those
two"
They continue talking with Leif, as they bring up how this whole conversation reminds them
of Vanilla Ice, and when he was in the studio. Then, Leif tells them that he was
approached by Dick Clark productions to box Vanilla Ice. They asked him why he didn't
accept. He said because he would probably get his ass kicked, and he is not going get his
ass kicked on television. The boys mention that they heard about that, and that Tanya
Harding and Amy Fisher are supposed to square off, as well as Danny Bonaduce and Greg
Brady. So, as they go to break and Leif gets ready to leave they plug his gig at Maxwell's
in Hoboken, with the band F 8. "Stephanie is next" Leif: I may stay for this.
(Break)
The boys get back and start to talk about someone yelling at them on the phone during the
break. Anthony said the person was yelling and cursing like crazy. Opie had to leave the
room. They quickly bring Stephanie into the studio, and she is a little nervous. They
notice that she brought two husky 7 footers with her as bodyguards. They ask her if she
can give a WOW since she is here, and she obliges, as the Stinky cam goes up. Speaking of
Garret, Stinky comes into the studio, ignoring his screening duties to get a peek of
Stephanie's luscious cans. Norton pissed that she is so hot, because he is a chubby
nothing, with boobs bigger than hers, just not as nice. They wonder if her boyfriend was
cool with her having her naked body on a website for millions of people to see. She said
he was very happy for her. They wonder if she has thought about all the guys who have
jerked off to her pictures and if it bothered her, she said no. Norton said, yeah I feel
like I know you.
Then to turn everybody off they bring in the gimp, Stalker Patty, fresh off her foot
surgery. Anthony said what the hell is up with your arm, why is it all curled up like
that. She said she wasn't use to her cane. Anthony made it sound like she looked like a
stroke victim. Opie tells her to look at Stephanie and see what she would look like on
Bizarro world. Stephanie said she thought that Patty would look a little younger. Anthony
said, nope, she is a 46 year old virgin, with bite sized chicklet teeth. They get into the
whole virgin thing, and how she is saving herself for Mr. Right. They are still trying to
convince her that he's never going to come.
(Break)
When the boys get back, They wonder if they would be on the air tomorrow with all the shit
that went on with management today. They have had some intimidating conversations with the
Ken Stevens and the boss of Ken Stevens on the phone today. They were both pissed about O
& A's tirade on the air today. Anthony said it was a curse filled conversation and he
never knew Ken Stevens had such a potty mouth. Opie said that he had to walk, because it
brought back too many memories as a kid when he would come home 5 minutes after curfew,
and he'd have someone yelling in his face. Opie said, they should stop yelling, because he
won't listen to it.
They welcome Ferrall into the studio and he says that he was happy to walk into see
Stephanie's rack. Then, they talk about Jayson Williams and Ferrall says he in the
backyard talking to animals, and has found Allah! He says Richter might get traded,
because Cujo got hurt in Toronto, and says that Mark Messier looks like Father time. Then,
they go into his CNN appearances and how they are priceless. They say it's a challenge
just to go back to him, after his first rant. He said he is going to bang the chick in the
make-up room. The boys say they have to get out of the studio, they will be down at
Hooters. Go to OpieandAnthony.com for all the details. Do it fast, because it's happening
now! <-- By the time this review is done, the party is probably over, but maybe not. I
hope you had a blast if you were there!
Tomorrow on the Opie and Anthony show: More Debauchery! Stay tuned!